my understanding of the situation is that they’re involved in kinky power exchanges we might never understand. so. #catscatscats #elliothighpriestessofdarkness #ezraprinceofdarkness #parenting #kink #power #sexuality
that thing where you’ve spent the whole day washing, cleaning and dusting and then right as you sit down to admire your hard work, the cat upchucks a nice hot hairball
we had to bring the mini witchlings into the homeopathic steam room we made and i caught someone accidentally being a stud #catdad #witchwitchyoureawitch #pagancatcare #parenting #homeopathic #catscatscats #hashtagdependent
Probably just beat my world record of amount of times I’ve kissed both the cat’s faces before leaving for the grocery store! Exceeding my goals and still excelling at being a housewife, THANKS FEMINISM we can have it all!!!
Maine Coon sized hairball in the under the bed restraints. That’s not very sex posi of you Ezra
If you want to know the definition of rewarding, do some research on cat dads
i guess being an ace supermodel is just in my family’s genes or something
I had to beat Majestic at Rock Paper Scissors to be the one to post these.
Our son is literally the most perfect living breathing thing on this planet.
