- Them: I just tried to get on Pandora on your computer by typing "p" into the address bar and pushing enter because on my computer that pulls the site up immediately
- Me: Okay
- Them: But on your computer it pulls up Pornhub
- Me: Oh yeah dude you have to type "pa" if you want Pandora.
- Them: ..........
- Me: ..............
- Them: ............
- Me: Look its not my fucking fault you didn't READ and pay attention to what you were doing