I'm Jessica Luxery. I'm a high-femme fatty who bleeds glitter and kittens in lace bonnets. I was born on a bed of frosting, with a can of hairspray and a jug of blush, to a young (but legal!) Elizabeth Taylor and your Lord and Savior: Freddie Mercury. My blouses are too low, my hair too high, but my heart is in the just right place. I talk about self acceptance, being queer, examining my whiteness, loving and worshipping my femininity and dreaming big.
I just walked into the bedroom and saw a unwrapped, unrolled condom on the dresser and was like, “…………..what kind of wily shit has Majestic been getting into?” and remembered we filmed a dental dam demo for Heavy Petting today