Kid: IMMA FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER CRAZY BANANA!!! (to a crazy banana he was eating)
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Omg explaining to kids under 12 that I’m married and that it’s to a sissy genderqueer (“wait you have a wife?? The one with the mustache? …. Oh okay”)
Used the arm I don’t fist with to carry a 1yr old for 9 hours and now it’s SO SORE.
WHAT WAS I THINKING??