Tangled Up In Lace

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sinidentidades:

When trying to get with cis men, get close and seductively whisper, “I’m going to cut off your dick tonight.”

They love that shit. 

(Post reblogged from grrlyman)

verybusyandimportant:

accidentalpenis:

In your bag of baby carrots.

TAKE NOTE JESSICA.

2 of your favorite things ever.

find someone who loves baby carrots or dicks or baby carrot dicks more than me

(Photo reblogged from verybusyandimportant)

I’ll melt your dick

(Source: seiichirou)

(Photo reblogged from ourchangingskyy-deactivated2012)

Alithea is a bad great influence on me