When trying to get with cis men, get close and seductively whisper, “I’m going to cut off your dick tonight.”
They love that shit.
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In your bag of baby carrots.
TAKE NOTE JESSICA.
2 of your favorite things ever.
find someone who loves baby carrots or dicks or baby carrot dicks more than me
I’ll melt your dick
(Source: seiichirou)


