Tangled Up In Lace

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Are you for real right now

mmmajestic:

If you want to know the definition of rewarding, do some research on cat dads

i guess being an ace supermodel is just in my family’s genes or something

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omg what a bitch

heavypettingtalktv:

HEAVY PETTING FILMING IN PROGRESS

This week we’re talking about SELF LOVE, pillow queens, one night stands, and vaginal smells and tastes!!

STAY TUNED HEAVY PETTERS!! xo

Be on the lookout tomorrow sluts!! xoxo

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mmmajestic:

i’m wearing a whale crop top and holding 2 cats as self care. i don’t know how much more committed to deep lez lifestyle choices i could be at this point. 

i worship my beautiful family and hate that dresser

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~*GR33N 3Y3D G0D3$$3$*~

Supreme Happiness Tip of the Day: Arm Full of Cats Exercise 

Step #1: Find 1+ cats

Step #2: Scoop them all up 

Step #3: Kiss them until they tell you they no longer want that

Rinse Repeat Ad Infinitum

Fatshion February: We’re Getting Married in 3 Days and Can’t Find the Brainwaves To Wear Real Clothes Family Edition

Onesie: XXL from Waldemort or Target

getta load of this pair of dinguses 

But what if Majestic and I carried Ezra and Elliot down the aisle in Baby Bjorns

We’re both just really choked about not having them at the ceremony