Are you for real right now
But what if Majestic and I carried Ezra and Elliot down the aisle in Baby Bjorns
We’re both just really choked about not having them at the ceremony
If you want to know the definition of rewarding, do some research on cat dads
i guess being an ace supermodel is just in my family’s genes or something
HEAVY PETTING FILMING IN PROGRESS
This week we’re talking about SELF LOVE, pillow queens, one night stands, and vaginal smells and tastes!!
STAY TUNED HEAVY PETTERS!! xo
Be on the lookout tomorrow sluts!! xoxo
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i’m wearing a whale crop top and holding 2 cats as self care. i don’t know how much more committed to deep lez lifestyle choices i could be at this point.
i worship my beautiful family and hate that dresser
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Supreme Happiness Tip of the Day: Arm Full of Cats Exercise
Step #1: Find 1+ cats
Step #2: Scoop them all up
Step #3: Kiss them until they tell you they no longer want that
Rinse Repeat Ad Infinitum
Fatshion February: We’re Getting Married in 3 Days and Can’t Find the Brainwaves To Wear Real Clothes Family Edition
Onesie: XXL from Waldemort or Target
getta load of this pair of dinguses
We’re both just really choked about not having them at the ceremony