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Tangled Up In Lace

Miss Piggy Bitch!

I'm Jessica Luxery. I'm a high-femme fatty who bleeds glitter and kittens in lace bonnets. I was born on a bed of frosting, with a can of hairspray and a jug of blush, to a young (but legal!) Elizabeth Taylor and your Lord and Savior: Freddie Mercury. My blouses are too low, my hair too high, but my heart is in the just right place. I talk about self acceptance, being queer, examining my whiteness, loving and worshipping my femininity and dreaming big.

My email is tangledupinlace@gmail.com

Also check out my new project I'm working on with my wife, Majestic, called Heavy Petting

Also I'm in the process of immigrating to Canada and its a huge pain and financial strain. If you can help in any way, it would be so appreciated <3

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I absolutely have to tidy my apartment.
I do not want to tidy my apartment.
Clearly I have more pressing matters at hand.
Please dear kittens, what should I listen to that will inspire me to get going on my housework?
Also who is also mining for gold and will post a photo?

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I absolutely have to tidy my apartment.

I do not want to tidy my apartment.

Clearly I have more pressing matters at hand.

Please dear kittens, what should I listen to that will inspire me to get going on my housework?

Also who is also mining for gold and will post a photo?

Notes

samuel-rules answered: i55.tinypic.com/whm7w2….
norma--bates reblogged this from tangledupinlace and added:

Greatest babe of them all? DUH!
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amywho answered: youre so beautiful, especially when picking your nose. WHY!!
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gwhizantor answered: i listen to daft punk, so i can dance while clean :)
seeyouloveyoubeyou answered: Have a drink or take some hits and put on some lovely tunes, then sing your balls off while you work. Always works for me.
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mypunnyprincess answered: Listen to some rockin tunes!
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misslalagabor answered: for some reason Bill Hailey and the comets always gets me in a cleaning mood :)
lilipanduhhh answered: I listen to Mika. He keeps me happy and dancing while I clean up
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pearlconcubine answered: Metallica is my cleaning music, anything angry is great for getting mould out of grouting (my mortal enemy)!
crankybabies answered: the beach boys! (but get stoned first)(that’s what my morning looked like)
fatinsf answered: Good cleaning music- Scissor Sisters (first album,) Abba, early funky Prince and any disco! I need to get inspired to clean as well
kloee answered: Taalkking heaadssssssssssss
glittersquids answered: I suggest listening to goldfrapp and cleaning in sexy panties. video appreciated.
cierahh answered: Totally scratched my nose while taking a picture for you and now I’m bleeding. You best be appreciating this!!
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urbansamurai007 answered: something with a kick ass beat and some high energy! possibly some pendulum or other drum’n’ bass. Or even chill out with some dub step.
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boydoicry answered: ill go digging with two shovels for you!
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