Tangled Up In Lace, Just called a work associate a dingaling and then asked if they were finished with their breakfast burrito. Sorry I'm channeling a 13yr old today

Tangled Up In Lace

Miss Piggy Bitch!

I'm Jessica Luxery. I'm a high-femme fatty who bleeds glitter and kittens in lace bonnets. I was born on a bed of frosting, with a can of hairspray and a jug of blush, to a young (but legal!) Elizabeth Taylor and your Lord and Savior: Freddie Mercury. My blouses are too low, my hair too high, but my heart is in the just right place. I talk about self acceptance, being queer, examining my whiteness, loving and worshipping my femininity and dreaming big.

My email is tangledupinlace@gmail.com

Also check out my new project I'm working on with my wife, Majestic, called Heavy Petting

Also I'm in the process of immigrating to Canada and its a huge pain and financial strain. If you can help in any way, it would be so appreciated <3