I Tried On Spanx And Almost Called 911
this happened to me recently in a target dressing room with a dress that deceptively stretched over my tits when i put it on but was like a chinese finger trap when i tried to get it off and i really thought i would just die in there
one of my favorite things to do is try on a thin store’s version of their “Xtra Large” and then rip it with my huge body and then put it back and then when i leave i yell to the person working in the front, “huh maybe i’ll come back when i put on some weight, your sizing seems really BIG to me”
(Source: coreena)