Tangled Up In Lace, more on whales

Tangled Up In Lace

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I'm Jessica Luxery. I'm a high-femme fatty who bleeds glitter and kittens in lace bonnets. I was born on a bed of frosting, with a can of hairspray and a jug of blush, to a young (but legal!) Elizabeth Taylor and your Lord and Savior: Freddie Mercury. My blouses are too low, my hair too high, but my heart is in the just right place. I talk about self acceptance, being queer, examining my whiteness, loving and worshipping my femininity and dreaming big.

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more on whales

this hot stud i know gave us free tickets to go on a gay whale watching cruise tonight and i can’t wait to go and make so many whale jokes and talk loudly about how i am so excited to be with my people (not the gays of course, but the whalesssss)

actually we’ve been trying to think of a good survival fundraiser and it could be brilliant of us to sell tickets for “gay whale watching” and then when people get there jessica and i will just be mating in a kiddie pool

Part of me is still holding out for gay whales and not just a boat full of gays looking at whales (boooring)

(Post reblogged from heavymuffintop)

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omg i got shivers at the idea of watching yall mate in a kiddie pool omg ill buy tickets!!!
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