1. i am high
2. this. how on this earth did i come to this song when i was fourteen and living in greensboro and knew less than nothing about anything and like legitimately cared about indie rock.
3. which is to say, this became one of my favorite hip-hop tracks before i even liked hip-hop
4. “i bring grams to the crackers like s’mores” a) one of the finest similes in rap b) took me years to understand (#sheltered #badathomonyms)
5. knick-knack patty-whack give your man a boner totally scandalized my early-adolescent mind
6. that beat! of course i liked kanye. my god.
7. i saw “i now pronounce you chuck and larry” in theatres and freaked out when they played this over the title credits.
8. this was for years another ill-advised party track: this song is secretly so slow! also, i have apparently always liked to foist tracks i like on my unwitting guests! WON’T I EVER LEARN. STOP PLAYING LUPE FIASCO AT PARTIES, PUSSY-STRUT. EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL STOP DOING THAT.
9. this is all ct’s fault for having a 718 number. also weed, i guess?
OH MY GODDESS
this song was pretty important to me in my formidable years and i haven’t heard it in a MINUTE
thankful for you pussystrut forever and always