30 favourite villainous crushes (11): Brother Justin
TV Series: Carnivàle
Most villainous thing they’ve done: That. Glass. Of milk.
Most sympathetic moment: No needed.
Why you fancy the pants of them: His voice. Everything else too (you know that thing, “there’s no better villain than a priest”) but… his. Fucking. Voice.
Quote: “Your mama taught you how to pray, didn’t she?”
I would bang him like a screen door.
I LOVE BROTHER JUSTIN
