handsewing your femme crafts because idle hands, trich hands, too much time on your hands
How many times a day is everyone crying about how much they love their children? Like sometimes I gaze into Ezra’s eyes and just feel my heart ripping through my body and I think, “damn Jessica look at what your womb is capable of”
Let’s all start twirling our pubes when we’re scheming instead of our mustaches so we can be more inclusive #twirlingminerightnow
When trying to get with cis men, get close and seductively whisper, “I’m going to cut off your dick tonight.”
They love that shit.
I just took a prescription painkiller & Googled “songs about bad mothers” lololol i am so amazed by myself sometimes
new drinking game: take a shot every time you see Sookie’s pert nipples poking through her tops. Stop before you get alcohol poisoning
Having a lot of feelings about having a poor person body
I’m just compensating you guys. I chased a tabby for a city block but it wouldn’t give me the time of day. LESBIAN NIGHTMARE amirite??? I feel 1ft tall
I’ve had the most GLORIOUS moose knuckle all day and not ONE person praised me for it. In the words of Stephanie Tanner,
- know they’re problematic
- know why they’re problematic
- don’t dismiss people’s feelings/dissatisfaction with them
- don’t silence people when they’re talking about the problems in your media, because your enjoyment is not more important than that discussion.
Congratulations, you’ve reached the minimum level of decency for being a person who enjoys things that might be problematic.
this! it’s ok to enjoy problematic things but discussing WHY it’s problematic is also good news bears.
me thinking about that damn Toddlers and Tiaras Iggy Azalea video
Pasta is a poor person food that makes me feel rich. But also maybe the runny nose I got from the pound of Siracha added to the ambience #cokenasaldrip
This is really beautiful. Don’t ever coddle men. Exorcizing the demons that are patriarchy and misogyny means tough love, a hard hand and your weapon of choice (strong looks and a matte lip for me)
Return of the Feminine. It’s written in the stars
The game is called Don’t Be Too Tired To Finish Your One Beer Bubbe Luxery
Fisting gloves to protect my glitter manicure whilst scrubbing the tub on my hands and knees. Day in the life
I don’t think it’s ethically sound to appoint oneself as a saint but I am really keen on the idea of lard carved in my image
RIGHT HERE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???
I always have a lot to say about Majestic and our love and I know some people are like “blah blah blah, WE GET IT” but I don’t care about those people.
I hunted Majestic down like a wild animal and our love was written in the stars, BASICALLY
If you want to know more, you can go through the Majesstica Tag <3
this is really sweet and heartbreaking. i’ve totally been in your situation and while tumblr can be just as much of a cesspool as the real world, it can also be a fantastic way to find like minded people to talk to…some might even be in your neck of the woods!!
keep your chin up and spend some time looking for folks in your area! xoxoxoxo