July 2012
handsewing your femme crafts because idle hands, trich hands, too much time on your hands
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How many times a day is everyone crying about how much they love their children? Like sometimes I gaze into Ezra’s eyes and just feel my heart ripping through my body and I think, “damn Jessica look at what your womb is capable of”
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holla atchya mercury in retrograde
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Sean Paul
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Let’s all start twirling our pubes when we’re scheming instead of our mustaches so we can be more inclusive #twirlingminerightnow
When trying to get with cis men, get close and seductively whisper, “I’m going to cut off your dick tonight.”
They love that shit.
I Tried On Spanx And Almost Called 911 →
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this happened to me recently in a target dressing room with a dress that deceptively stretched over my tits when i put it on but was like a chinese finger trap when i tried to get it off and i really thought i would just die in there
one of my favorite things to do is try on a thin store’s version of their “Xtra Large” and then rip it with my huge body and then put it back and then when i leave i yell to the person working in the front, “huh maybe i’ll come back when i put on some weight, your sizing seems really BIG to me”
I just took a prescription painkiller & Googled “songs about bad mothers” lololol i am so amazed by myself sometimes
new drinking game: take a shot every time you see Sookie’s pert nipples poking through her tops. Stop before you get alcohol poisoning
Having a lot of feelings about having a poor person body
I’m just compensating you guys. I chased a tabby for a city block but it wouldn’t give me the time of day. LESBIAN NIGHTMARE amirite??? I feel 1ft tall
I’ve had the most GLORIOUS moose knuckle all day and not ONE person praised me for it. In the words of Stephanie Tanner,
“Racism and white supremacy are so pervasive, that we don’t even have to be consciously or intentionally doing anything to participate in them. It’s in the air we breathe; it’s how the machine rolls; it’s the default. It’s backed by everything in our society. That’s the thing about oppression, power and privilege: unless you are actively challenging it, you are colluding with it. We live in a heterosexist society, we live in an ableist society and we all have a responsibility to actively work against it. We can’t guarantee that things won’t be ableist or won’t be racist (that’s not the world we live in right now); but we CAN guarantee that when there is racism, when there is ableism, that we will do something about it. We will LISTEN to those most impacted; we will listen to people of color, we will listen to disabled folks; we will listen to trans folks; we will listen to queer disabled people of color—and hear them.”
—“Intersectionality” is a Big Fancy Word for My Life (2010)
“i have no fear of losing you, for you aren’t an object of my property, or anyone else’s. i love you as you are, without attachment, without fears, without conditions, without egoism, trying not to absorb you. i love you freely because i love your freedom, as well as mine.”
—anthony de mello (via femmefilth666)
How to like problematic things
- know they’re problematic
- know why they’re problematic
- don’t dismiss people’s feelings/dissatisfaction with them
- don’t silence people when they’re talking about the problems in your media, because your enjoyment is not more important than that discussion.
Congratulations, you’ve reached the minimum level of decency for being a person who enjoys things that might be problematic.
this! it’s ok to enjoy problematic things but discussing WHY it’s problematic is also good news bears.
me thinking about that damn Toddlers and Tiaras Iggy Azalea video
Pasta is a poor person food that makes me feel rich. But also maybe the runny nose I got from the pound of Siracha added to the ambience #cokenasaldrip
Just wanted to let you know that reading what you wrote to Damon i think helped to finally make me realize that you really DON'T have to coddle masculinity or be afraid to fight misogyny with your teeth. I was in a turbulent "relationship" with someone who told me i was not good enough because i liked makeup, and enjoyed the art of personal presentation, that it made me "fake" - after reading your words all i have to say to him is Honey i'm all real and you couldn't bite it if you tried!
This is really beautiful. Don’t ever coddle men. Exorcizing the demons that are patriarchy and misogyny means tough love, a hard hand and your weapon of choice (strong looks and a matte lip for me)
Return of the Feminine. It’s written in the stars
The game is called Don’t Be Too Tired To Finish Your One Beer Bubbe Luxery
“The problem with sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, classist, ableist, etc., remarks and “jokes” is not that they’re offensive, but that by relying for their meaning on harmful cultural narratives about privileged and marginalized groups they reinforce those narratives, and the stronger those narratives are, the stronger the implicit biases with which people are indoctrinated are. That’s real harm, not just “offense.”
—I Don’t Care If You’re Offended by Scott Madin. (via futureabortiondoctor)
Fisting gloves to protect my glitter manicure whilst scrubbing the tub on my hands and knees. Day in the life
sometimes I want to carve my own jessica out of lard and make it into an altar in my room. Can you be the patron saint of Fatty Femmes?
I don’t think it’s ethically sound to appoint oneself as a saint but I am really keen on the idea of lard carved in my image
how did majesstica meet/fall in fat slutty beauteous love/become what it is today?? you seem so perfectly suited for each other! <3
RIGHT HERE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???
I always have a lot to say about Majestic and our love and I know some people are like “blah blah blah, WE GET IT” but I don’t care about those people.
I hunted Majestic down like a wild animal and our love was written in the stars, BASICALLY
If you want to know more, you can go through the Majesstica Tag <3
I spend so much time on tumblr that irl (in Australia) I can’t deal w/ the fact that nobody I know really understands gender/sexuality variation/rights (everything). Was feeling really lonely & hopeless so I automatically came to read your blog. Even online your words come through as really calming. I admire how you’re beautiful, soft, smart & you take no shit- but you don’t lose your cool. I wish there were people like you here. Just to talk to someone who knows. I know I'd feel safe with you.
this is really sweet and heartbreaking. i’ve totally been in your situation and while tumblr can be just as much of a cesspool as the real world, it can also be a fantastic way to find like minded people to talk to…some might even be in your neck of the woods!!
keep your chin up and spend some time looking for folks in your area! xoxoxoxo
“Within white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, forgetfulness is encouraged. When people of color remember ourselves, remember the myriad ways our cultures and communities have been ravaged by white domination, we are often told by white peers that we are “too bitter”, that we are “full of hate.” Memory sustains a spirit of resistance. Too many red and black people live in a state of forgetfulness, embracing a colonized mind so that they can better assimilate into the white world.”
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bell hooks
exactly
(via wretchedoftheearth)