i’m dusting off my suede, knee high, six-inch stilleto boots for your union of love so i can get all coyote ugly while working the bar. this outfit might also entail a leather brassier.
peeking ass cheeks are in the horizon.
love to you both!
this was actually already the hottest event of the decade and then Mel Mat RSVP’d and got on bar staff and now it’s been catapulted into a whole nother dimension of hotness
WATCH OUT VICTORIA
- PLEASE CIRCULATE WIDELY -
The Filipino Canadian Youth Alliance, Philippine Women Centre of BC and SIKLAB for Migrant Workers will be rallying in protest of a Filipino man who was set on fire by a neo-Nazi group here in Vancouver. This happened in 2009. After 3 years, the 2 men involved are…
This is so presh <3
I keep thinking we should write to David Karp and have Tumblr pay for our wedding/life together. I mean, right??
But seriously, we’re wicked stoked about what we found and it’s pretty funny to us how Tumblr watched the whole thing unfold and even funnier how many people from the internet will be at our wedding <3
the digital age amirite???
We’re both just really choked about not having them at the ceremony
Just told my Mom and my Dad about the wedding in email and then told them that I have a family here that makes up for all the family and love I didn’t have growing up. Sunday Fundaaaaaaay
my favorite film genre is “homoerotic subtext”
I will have your head on a platter
In one week exactly and I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO BARF MY BRAINS OUT.
We’ve got no money, we’ve got too much shit to do and I just cut my wedding dress in half to make it better after the tailor botched it
BUT I’ve never been more in love and it’s going to be one helluva party
Not really! Except to say move onwards and upwards
Self love IS important and for these situations especially. Who cares about people who don’t think you’re a gift? What does being outwardly beautiful to someone else do for your value as a human being? Not a whole lot and I can guarantee you that you can totally find someone who thinks you’re hot shit.
Don’t waste another second of your time on this!
I really really really (ad infinitum) wish you could too but I’m so stoked that you’re going on tour and am sure that this year will bring us together again and with so much more to say to each other than the time before! Have a bitchin time and show everyone what a badass you are <3
xoxo
IT LOOKS SO AMAZING TOO!!! You’re fantastic and so important and so awe inducing and I love the way you seek to strike fear in the hearts of men
You’re a hero
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
JANUARY 20 1992
National Good Day Day-Donovan
welp.
I have SO MUCH STUFF TO DO and yet here I am, feeling like a drunk gorilla trying to start a car with a french fry. Can we push the wedding back like a week and/or find me a treasure chest full of gold doubloons?
Started writing a post about how much I love Majestic and all these mushy reasons why and then I realized what I really wanted to say was:
Damn it feels amaaaazing to be madly in love with a stone cold fox who’s the best cat dad, who makes me laugh til I snort, fucks me like an animal and talks about blush with me in a serious way.
I just have the best fucking time every minute I’m with you.
Oh I was kidding! I was the only one eating yogurt, Elliot doesn’t have a palette refined enough for human food :)
Mix Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Lucky Charms!
no doubt
there are lots of white queer people who i hold very near and dear to my heart. my best friend/platonic life partner, my girlfriend, and many of the queer people who i am closest to are white. my mom is also white and is kind of queer. i think they all identify and work on being anti-racist white people but there are still, obviously, plenty of instances where i feel alienated and/or silenced by the unintentional affects of their whiteness/white privilege. it is not uncommon that i am in a space where everyone is queer and/or trans, and i am the only person of color. i think right now i have lots of things i need to explore regarding WHITE QUEERS and my experiences with them. i would like to do this with other QTPOC folk. is anyone interested in starting a private facebook group, for starters? does anyone have any recommendations for other ways this group could happen?
please signal boost! <3
this also should include queer and trans people of color who have white family members, such as queer people of color who were transracially adopted or come from a mixed race family.
signal boosting
Majestic was just trimming my hair (on my head you perverts) and since we’re supes broke we haven’t been touching up our raven locks and my hair looks busted and anyways we found a patch of WHITE ROOTS.
I think its just from stress but Majestic thinks its witchy and we’re both pretty stoked that its just in a patch so lyke maybe I’ll have a white streak lyke Rogue or the woman who reads our tarot.
I’m going to go make lemonbars now.
GREAT IDEA AND WE HAVE SOMETHING AMAAAAAZING IN THE WORKS SO DON’T EVEN TRIP WE GOTCHU
UGH this is the WORST. I hate finding out people who are seemingly pretty fun are ignorant and rude. But like, not everyone can be perfect like you and me :)
If they’re really important to you, talk to them and try to get them to think critically about the shit that comes out of their mouths and hearts. You could send them a Facebook message if you don’t want to do it face to face, or you could just mention it the next time you’re together. Make sure to let them know who’s being hurt by their words and attitudes and what it means to you. Speak from your heart and try to understand that for a variety of reasons, not all of us understand social justice the same way so give them the tenderness to understand what you’re saying.
That being said, fun people can be huge fuckwads sometimes! So like, if you go through all that and they respond in a way that doesn’t make you feel good, take out the trash. You can totally find fun with people who don’t use oppressive language.
Best of luck and I’m sending you lots of love and support xoxoxox
Some of the hungriest virgins I know ID as male. It takes all stripes and presentations